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What’s up, Tech Squad? Elon Musk’s Tesla spectacle was light on details this week while the CEO put on a flashy show. Whether you’re a fan of sleek robotaxis (if they ever actually arrive,) or can’t wait for the latest MacBook updates, we’ve got it all here for you. Let’s dive in!

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Tesla’s “We, Robot” Event: Flashy Promises, Fewer Details

Elon Musk had the opportunity to address a lot of lingering questions at Tesla’s “We, Robot” event last night. He could have reassured us with hard safety data for Full Self-Driving (FSD), wowed us with details about the long-awaited Cybercab’s tech stack, or maybe even embraced lidar—a move that would have shocked the industry. But instead, we got a grand spectacle, complete with robot bartenders and slick concept cars, yet little of the substance that really matters.

While the show left many Tesla fans in awe, the rest of us are still left wondering: Can Tesla’s driverless future really deliver?

Musk teased a 2026 release for the Cybercab, a butterfly-wing-doored robotaxi without a steering wheel, supposedly priced under $30,000. However, crucial details—like how Tesla plans to navigate regulatory approval, liability for crashes, or even basic fleet maintenance—remain foggy at best. And while Musk’s rosy vision of a greener, autonomous future was on full display, it’s tough to overlook that the biggest challenge for AVs isn’t hardware—it’s the software, and Tesla’s got a long road ahead.

Sure, a few diehard Tesla fans and bullish investors were impressed, but for everyone else, last night felt like déjà vu. Autonomous vehicles “just two years away”? We’ve heard that before… many times.

What to Expect at Apple’s October Event

Apple’s next keynote is expected later this month, and the rumor mill is in full swing with whispers of four major product announcements, all slated for release on November 1st. Here’s what we’re keeping an eye on:

M4 MacBook Pro

Surprisingly, despite pre-launch leaks, the M4 MacBook Pro still isn’t officially out. Apple is expected to unveil 14” and 16” models with M4, M4 Pro, and M4 Max chips. The base model is turning heads, boasting 16GB of RAM (a first), Space Black finish, and an extra Thunderbolt port.

M4 Mac mini

After 14 years of the same design, the Mac mini is about to go on a diet. A sleeker model with front-facing ports is expected, but say goodbye to USB-A support. Configurations will include M4 and M4 Pro chips, starting with 16GB of RAM.

M4 iMac

The iMac will see a modest refresh, with the M4 chip replacing the M3 and 16GB of RAM as the new standard. Additionally, we might see new USB-C versions of the Magic Keyboard, Mouse, and Trackpad to align with European regulations.

iPad mini 7

Finally, the iPad mini is due for its first update in three years, featuring the A18 chip, improved display (no more jelly scrolling!), and support for the Apple Pencil Pro. Expect 128GB of base storage.

Now all that’s left is to wait and see if Apple has any surprises up its sleeve.

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A Mural, McDonald’s, and the Hidden Artist Behind It

At XOXO Festival 2024, Cabel Sasser, co-founder of Panic, took the stage to share a heartfelt and unusual tale of obsession—with a McDonald’s mural.

Sasser takes us on a captivating journey that begins with a simple meal at a Washington State McDonald's. He recounts his unexpected encounter with a remarkable piece of art – a mural so extraordinary that it sparked an obsession.

Cabel's pursuit of the mural's origins leads him down a rabbit hole of discovery, uncovering the forgotten legacy of a talented artist named Wes Cook. What starts as a simple curiosity turns into a profound reflection on the importance of art, recognition, and leaving a lasting mark on the world. Filled with humor, intrigue, and a touch of McDonald's nostalgia, this talk will resonate with anyone who has ever felt passionate about art, creativity, and the desire to be seen.

The takeaway? Don’t let the everyday masterpieces go unnoticed—sometimes, the most obscure artists leave the deepest impressions.

Apple’s Cheaper Vision Headset Coming in 2025?

According to the latest from Mark Gurman’s Power On newsletter, Apple is pushing forward with a lower-cost version of its Vision headset, which could hit shelves as early as next year at a more digestible $2,000 price tag. Compare that to the Vision Pro’s hefty $3,499 launch price, and it’s clear Apple is aiming to bring spatial computing to a broader audience.

Why the shift? Word on the street is that Apple has shifted focus from developing the next-gen Vision Pro to this more affordable model. The premium Vision Pro just isn’t viable for most wallets, so the new headset will likely make some compromises to hit that price. Expect a downgrade from the M2 chip, possibly to something like the A18 Pro, and cheaper materials—think more plastic, less aluminum and glass.

Also, say goodbye to the Vision Pro’s EyeSight feature, which projected your eyes onto an external display. Interesting? Yes. Necessary? Not so much—especially when it jacks up the price. Apple expects the lower-cost model to sell twice as well as the Vision Pro, though with Vision Pro’s steep price, that’s not a high bar to clear.

As for the Vision Pro 2? That’s on track for 2026 according to Gurman, promising an even faster chip and, we assume, another eye-popping price.

QUICK BITS

Stat: 7%. That’s the drop Tesla shares experienced after the “We, Robot” event, with some investors unfazed, calling it a temporary reaction.

Quote: “It’s just two years away.” —Elon Musk (for the umpteenth time) on Full Self-Driving.

Get excited: Microsoft is launching a unified Copilot for Windows and Office apps later this month, making AI even more integrated in your workflow.